30 Second Funnies

A great joke!

2008-04-28T12:21:00.000-07:00

Here is a funny joke!

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull from the stockyard in Ft Worth so that they can breedtheir own stock. They only have $600 left.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.
"The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decidesshe wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, noless. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister atelegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office,and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I'vebought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to ourpickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, thenadds,
"It's just 99 cents a word".Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1.00 left.She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'".The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know thatyou want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive outhere to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just theword "comfortable?"The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'llread it very slowly .. com-for-da-bull.

Though I myself am a Blonde, I thought this was funny!

A Man's Best Friend Proof

2008-03-08T15:03:00.000-08:00

A dog is truly mans best friend. If you don't believe me, try this experiment. Put you brother or sister in your car's trunk with your dog for a hour. Which one's happy to see you when you open the trunk?

Disclaimer: This is a joke meant to entertain, do NOT try this at home.

An Athiest in the Woods...

2008-02-28T11:37:00.000-08:00

I thought this was REALLY funny!

An Atheist in the Woods.....

An atheist was walking through the woods, thinking to himself ......'What majestic trees' 'What powerful rivers' 'What beautiful animals' As he was walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him!He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time stopped. The bear froze.The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You denied my existence for all those years, taught others I don't exist and even credited creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?' The atheist looked directly into the light. 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?'Very well,' said the voice. The light went out, the sounds of the forest resumed, the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

Hope you enjoyed it!

A funny story...

2008-02-27T14:48:00.000-08:00

Here's a joke I got out of a book. It's really funny!

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write his sermon for the coming Sunday.
After watching his father for a few moments, he asked, "How do you know what to write?"
" Why God tells me" replied his father
"Oh" said the youngster, "then why do you keep crossing things out?"

There you go! It's really funny what comes out of the mouths of babes!

Fishy in the Toilet

2008-02-27T14:42:00.000-08:00

Our friends, Kristie and Sam, had a deceased fish that belonged to their 4 year old son. Garrett, the boy, was understandably upset about the porcelain bowl funeral taking place. His parents were quick to assure him that his fish would be going to live in heaven with Jesus and would play with fishy friends in God's giant fish bowl. Garrett looked confused and asked them, "mommy, why does Jesus live in the toilet?".

HA!

Funny!

2008-02-20T11:23:00.000-08:00

Here is a REALLY funny Youtube video a friend sent me!

Big Bloggy Move

2008-02-11T12:32:00.000-08:00

After A Cup Of Coffee is having a big bloggy move! Just pop on over and look at everybody's new or freshly designed or recently moved blogs! There are a few giveaways, too, so make sure you go take a peek!

Today's Favorite Thing Giveaway

2008-02-11T12:11:00.000-08:00

Today we are having a 'grand bloggy opening' giveaway!
This jean purse is made from an Old Navy skirt and is soft and ready for you to stuff full with all your shopping accessories!
Kait and mama craft these together and have fun coming up with fun ideas.

The neat thing about making a purse out of a pair of jeans or a skirt is that you get great pocket room. This purse has two front pockets, two buttoned back pockets, a hammer loop (you know, in case you don't want to have to fish around for your hammer in the bottom of your purse), and a phone/ipod pocket.
PERFECT!!!

Now, for the rules...
US and Canada residence are welcome to enter per the rules below.
Pay special attention to the closing date! You can enter twice by following the directions here by the end of the day, 2/11/08:

Entry #1: If you run across this blog and you want to win this item just leave a comment.
Entry #2: Link to this entry from your blog where you wrote about this giveaway and then leave a second comment with the link where you passed on this giveaway info. This entry should be SEPARATE from your first entry.

A winner will be chosen via a random number generator on 2/12/08. We will announce it on the blog as well as TRY to email the winner. I say 'try' because I often get email notices returned to me as undeliverable or the winner doesn't give a method of contact. Please make sure you check back to see if you are the winner!

Contact us if you would like me to host your giveaway!
Visit this page to see our complete contest rules.
View our privacy policy (we are an Our Blessed Arrows blog).

Elvis IS Alive!

2008-02-10T19:35:00.000-08:00

Here is our first funny baby picture. This is our little Sammy-do having his first dip in the pool. He doesn't like the water. Not. At. All. Even a nice warm bath will get him crying.

So, he kept making this really funny face that looked quite a bit like Elvis. We all think he makes a completely adorable, and humorous, Elvis impersonation.

Johnny's Rib

2008-02-10T18:41:00.000-08:00

Johnny thought it was pretty cool when his Sunday school teacher taught his class about Adam and how Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs.

A few days later he was laying on the couch groaning. When his mother asked him what was the matter Johnny replied, "I have a pain in my side. I think I am going to have a wife".

Enjoy that one!

What An Awesome Mistake!

2008-02-09T18:29:00.000-08:00

You know somebody ain't never livin' this one down!

Funny Item Of The Week

2008-02-08T17:43:00.000-08:00

We will normally be having a Funny Item Of The Week giveaway. However, since our blog is brand new and we have absolutely ZERO traffic we will hold out on that for a little while.
Still, we wanted to highlight a funny item to get the ball rolling.

So, our funny item of the week is the Blessed Arrows 'Game Crossing' t-shirt. Actually, you can get this 'Game Crossing' picture on mugs, tees, sweatshirts, bumper stickers and more! Visit the Blessed Arrows shop for more!

From The Mother Ship

2008-02-08T13:07:00.001-08:00

My kids are way silly. Sometimes, they are so goofy that I think I must live in the crazy ward of a mental facility.

My kids giggle a lot and, being homeschooled, they thought it might be fun to use blogging as an outlet for their sillyness. They came up with their blog name and theme and then hired me to do the design. I took their desired layout ideas and got to work creating a colorful blog that really reflects my kids goobery personalities.

I want to give credit to Mouse Runner for our smiley faces. They were the perfect find!

As I have said, my kids are super goofy. Some of the things you will see here will not make you laugh at all. You may even think to yourself, "that was dumb". The thing is, my kids laughed about it. That is what is important. Being able to laugh easy, often, and at themselves is something that I pray they never grow out of.
Also, I want them to open their minds and be creative. This is a blog for them to express themselves even if others may think they are really wierd. I don't want them to grow out of 'themselves' because of what others say.

So, laugh, or don't. It is up to you. Just be light of heart and smile easy. Come back often to see what is up with my silly six!

TIME OUT!!

2008-02-08T11:06:00.000-08:00

This is the section of our Blog where we put our prayer requests and such. If you have a prayer request, and want me to Blog a post on it, then PLEASE let me know!
I have a special prayer request for today. Here is what I know about this tragedy.

Some time not long ago a 6 year boy, Hayden, drowned in a pool in his backyard. The young child was playing in the backyard and couldn't see the cover of the pool because it was covered in snow. I don't know very much about it, but I can't imagine what the poor family is going through. Please pray for them.

Singing Award - Not

2008-02-07T16:03:00.000-08:00

Here's our first 30 Second Funny! Enjoy!

This joke was found in the 2007 World Almanac For Kids.

Performed by: Kait and Joe

First Post

2008-02-05T10:35:00.000-08:00

Hi! This is our first post! I hope you enjoy our posts of sillyness. We, Kait, Joe, and Gabe, decided at lunch a couple days ago that it would be fun to have little videos of us being silly. Wait! Let's have a Blog of sillys! What a GREAT idea! Well, we better post our first silly video. Bye!